Embarrassing Moments

Hey guys welcome back. So I have recently been recalling a lot of embarrassing things that have happened to me. In fact just typing those 2 sentences made me remember about 4.I cant believe I’m typing this but I’m going to tell you 5 embarrassing stories from my cringe worthy childhood some of which I haven’t thought about in years.

1) I was in about 4th grade and I had a cold. There were a bunch of tissues and cough drops in my pockets. My class was walking up the stairs and I tripped, fell up the stairs, and everything in my pockets flew out onto the floor.

2) I was really little, probably about 3 and I was at a party at my great aunts house. She had this really small dog and I decided it was a good idea to try and pick it up. Just as I was about to, about 4 people started to scream ” DONT PICK UP THE DOG!!! PUT HER DOWN PUT HER DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

3) I was at an amusement park with my mom, aunt, and siblings. For some reason I was really mad after waiting on line for the bumper cars and I really didn’t want to go on them anymore. I told my mom and she started to yell at me to get on because she didn’t want to have waited on line for nothing. I started crying and eventually just yelled “FINE!” at this point all the people around had gone silent.

4) I was in school walking to my next class and a kid in a motorized wheelchair came up behind me, crashed into the back of my feet, and I fell face first onto the floor. The hallway went silent everyone looked at me and I was mortified.

5) I had been out of school for a few days and I was ready to go back and then about 30 minutes before the bus came, I started to have a mental breakdown. I was crying and begging not to go to school. I finally went in, late. I got to my first period class, hoping to slip in unnoticed, walked in and a kid just yelled out my name announcing that I was there. * sigh * The room went silent, the teacher came over to me and saw that something was wrong. She sent me to the nurse and just as I closed the door I heard someone ask, “What was wrong? What happened to her?”

What was the point of me telling you those stories you may ask. Well I wanted to let you laugh at my life in attempts at making whatever day you’ve been having a little bit better. Remember that no one remembers your embarrassing moments but you.

See ya soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Dani

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Author: lyssndani

hey welcome to our blog! We are formally known as Alyssa and Danielle but on here you can call u Lyss and Dani. We usually blog when we can and when we do it’s usually some bullshit. But it’s our bullshit that we would love to share with you, welcome to the club!!

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