Awkwardness scale is officially broken


Hey guys its lyss and just oh my god what am i? Why am i like this? Who decides things in my brain bc im not totally sure it’s me anymore!

Okay so let me explain and before you guys say, “no lyss! Youre not awkward don’t worry!” Trust me once you hear read this post you’ll probably say something like, “oh- boy was i wrong!” Okay so I’m still dating Lucas and just this story takes place, Febuary 25th. 8 days after our one month (just saying 🙂 ). But what happened has made me wonder, WHO DOES SHIZ LIKE THIS?

Anyways, me and nana (she is a “thing” with someone and if you don’t know what thatbis its basically when this boy Justin likes her and she likes Justin, but they are not dating yet) we went on a double date at a near by park and it went over all very smoothly! I met up with Lucas and we sat on a picnic table and looked at some memes and he put his arm around me, we played kickball and as inwas runnung to second he caught me and hugged me and tried to get me out. Now youre probably thinking, “aawww lyss that sounded like it went so well!” 

Think again, this is where things go south. So he had to leave and so he was like “oh come walk me to my car babe.” So i followed him and this bitch squeezed his flat ass through the smallest freaking creavice in the fence, looks at me and goes, “okay! Now youre turn!” Now i stood there i looked at my ass then my boobs and i was like, “uh i think ill climb the fence instead” so i climbed the fence and i walked him to his car… HE HUGS ME, TELLS ME HE LOVES ME, AND THEN GOES INTO KISS ME. Now any normal person would, either kiss him back or say “this is all going too fast for me.” BUT NOPE NOT ME. I TURN, YES I TURN MY HEAD AWAY AND I GO “ooo that was weird” HE GOES TO LEAVE AND NOW ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD WALK AWAY. BUT I YELLED AFTER HIM “we have to re do that!!” AND I FINGER GUNNED IT. WHO FINGER GUNS IT?! The awkwardness scale.. broken…

Now its not all bad because he did take up my recomendation.. AND FRIDAY I HAD MY FIRST KISS BITCHESSS! We planned it out Thursday and after 8th period we stopped in the pool hallway and HE KISSED ME. LIKE LIPS AND ALL. And last night we stayed up until 2am talking and just i tried on a dress yesterday that i loved and he sent me this at like 1:30am. 

Now i agree its a bit fast and i may tell him to slow down butttt YAY!

Im gonna stop rambling but luss is back and better than ever!



Author: lyssndani

hey welcome to our blog! We are formally known as Alyssa and Danielle but on here you can call u Lyss and Dani. We usually blog when we can and when we do it’s usually some bullshit. But it’s our bullshit that we would love to share with you, welcome to the club!!

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